I can't believe that the World Weekly News is being terminated! That mag has been keeping us informed on extra terrestrial conspiracies, paranormal activity, and all the other wierd, wacky news unfit to print for years. Now I'll need to find something else to read on the crapper. I think I'm going to track down the Bat Boy and get him to sign my last copy.
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Devastated. I'm so glad someone else is commiserating with me. The thing is, what happens to Bat Boy when they stop reporting him? Does he turn to drugs & driving drunk to fill the void that the WWW paparazzi use to fill? God, I can't think straight. I don't know if I can bring myself to buy the Enquirer, but what are my options?
- AmandaPop
It's a philosophical question:
If the WWW stops reporting about him, does Batboy even exist?
I suspect he is one of Elvis Presley's lovechildren.
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